Talk:Lance Armstrong

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SC agreed not to mention, Sheryl Crow, Mr. "Live Strong's" former fiance (so he wouldn't have a hissy-fit)

stood up for SC

SC is taller than he is

live stronger or strongest

retired from bicycling

wore his padded crotch (prosthetic ball) shorts for interview

retired from recess

riding a bike is just like mining coal

doesnt miss it

misses the team and looks like hell now

appreciated SC telling him what he looked like

liked kicking french butt

no good french riders

miguel is spanish

if he could change somethjing

better hotels

Stephen fixes tour de france

carry spoon with egg balanced

didnt win NY Marathon

a winner until you lose

we're 835th!!!

(hand with 835 fingers)

SC was very gracious

On President's Cancer Panel

failure to respond to the epidemic of cancer

600k people die a year to cancer

what more can be done

Matthew McCaughnahey (sp)

lance says he's doped

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Lance is an international butt-kicker.