Talk:Noam Chomsky

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can we start a noam chomsky deathwatch? guy must be almost as old as his role-model, satan.--doggies 04:53, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

You can create a "deathwatch" page for all old people (Stephen did do something called "Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead") and add Noam to it, perhaps even adding a ref to "BEBoLED" in the mold of Future Born Again Christians Club.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:57, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Noam IS Satan. Therefore, he cannot die. He can only leave the Earth and come back in the form of something/someone else. --DeagleSteagle

Okay, instead perhaps we can do a when will Satan leave his "Noam CHomsky" vessel watch?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:12, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

• I liked the bit on the Voice of America proclaiming that there is no American propaganda etc... Here is a another bit to cook your noodle: the union for the Voice of America is pissed about their jobs being outsourced. (check their union website) Ha. You spend your life spouting neo-liberal trade policy propaganda and then you get upset about your job being privatized. He he he. Too funny. Can't make that stuff up. Davidj 02:43, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Is Chomsky Satan?

Just wondering: is this whole "Noam Chomsky is Satan" thing something Stephen actually said? --Toadaron 04:42, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Techinically Stephen has never spoken the name of he who should not be named, but it is the consensus of several guts that Chomsky must be Satan due to his rabid communism.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:48, 10 May 2007 (UTC)