Talk:Toby Keith

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[edit] Nailing Notes 1

Toby will put a boot up yer ass for wat you wrote below.

1. Toby is a dick.

Stephen gave Toby the Colbert Bump and hoped for a Toby Keith Bump for his audiobook.

No boots up the ass on this record.

According to Ambassador Keith, Afghanistan is in great shape.

Keith won't apologize for his patriotism, but he wouldn't say whether or not he'd kick Natalie Maines out of bed for talking treason about the President.

Is still a Ford Truck Shill Man.

[edit] Nailing Notes 2

i hope he doesn't sing, why is this ass on tv?

just sayin'

he is actually flirting with stephen

i wonder how Eleanor Holmes Norton feels about this

too manly to apologize about the Dixie Chicks

he fondled the Velvet Bag of Balls

and licked his lips and called Stephen baby