Talk:William Shatner's Toupee

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Battle Royale

this is great page. how does everyone feel about have a three-way cage-match between Bill Shatner's Toupe, Alec Baldwin's hair and Stephen Colbert's Teeth? It could be a featured article, each warrior would have special powers, i've established Alec's hair is a hologram projector dissiminating liberal lies...

any thoughts?

--MONITOR613 21:02, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Stephen's teeth!? Why not his ear!? Or his perfectly coifed do? I believe a better match would be Shatner's Toupee, Donald Trump's combover and Don Imus's abomination!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:10, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

honestly the only reason i said "teeth' was because i could n't think of another word for hair. obviously it would be a Hair battle . but since you mentioned other people's hair, maybe it could be a tag team event. whose that one guy with INFAMOUSLY bad mug shot?--MONITOR613 21:30, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

I beleive you might be talking about Nick Nolte?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:41, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

YES!! --MONITOR613 23:41, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I uploaded it: "Image:NickNolteMugShot.jpg"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:51, 2 June 2007 (UTC)