Taxes

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Taxes
is part of Wikiality.com's series on Socialistic, America-hating Ideas!

Taxes
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Taxes hurt industries that are only trying to help America defeat the terrorists.

Taxes (satanic noun)

1. what Satan insists you pay for your soul
2. the money the government takes from you to pay for abortions and gay marriage

Origin & History

Taxation is a form of regulation of the money Americans make and want to keep.

Excuses For Taking Money From Hard-working Americans

Earmarks

See main article: Earmark

Welfare

See main article: Welfare

Who Supports Them, Who Supports America

Groups Who Support Paying Taxes

See main article: America Haters

• liberals
• Commies
• welfare queens

Reasonable People Who Know We Deserve To Spend Our Money As We Choose

See main article: Real Americans, Regular Americans

• libertarians
• Americans
• God
• Jesus
• RON PAUL ROCKS WOO-HOO! VoTe rOn PAul!!!

See Also

• List of other socialistic, America-hating ideas
• Taxation Without Representation
• List of money ideas that Jesus wouldn't kick out of a church

"Taxes"
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