Teen Pregnancy

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Teen Pregnancy
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

"Teen Pregnancy"
has been approved for use in the "Leave No Child's Behind Abstinent Only"
Abstinence-Training Curriculum.
Using this tube of the internets will preserve your virginality.

Teen pregnancy is a myth. Once a girl becomes pregnant she is a woman, nixo-facto she is no longer a teen, but a woman bearing a child of God in her blessed womb.

Hallelujah!

See Also

• Virginality

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