Texas Execution Party

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This article contains information about an upcoming or ongoing Catastrophuck in the United States.
Content may change dramatically as the debacle unfolds.

Texas is scheduled to defeat terrorism for the 400th time today (August 21, 2007) with their 400th execution™^[1]!

Don't Mess With Texas!

Please indicate below what you will be bringing to the party, including guests and indicate what activites you will be participating in.

[edit] Food

• Deep Fried Electrocuted Road Kill

[edit] Drink

[edit] Guests

Stephen will not be attending the public execution party in Texas, as he is holding his own exclusive private party

• Governor Rick Perry
• The Greatest President Ever
• Jenna and her boyfriend
• Mrs. Sweetwater's 2nd grade class (but only if they're good)
• members of Houston's Lakewood Church congregation (whoever wins the ticket auction)

[edit] Activities

• appeal-tearing contest

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ The word "Execution" was trademarked by the State of Texas, 1845

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