The Carlyle Group

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If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
The Carlyle Group
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, The Carlyle Group
THIS IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT

We here at The Carlyle Group know there are many people out there who don't like us and say nasty things about us, even though they don't really know who we are. So, it's been a struggle for us to get the word out about the real The Carlyle Group because we are so busy doing the Good Lord's work and really don't have the time to stoop to such petty games and gossip and the like.

Let us take this time to tell you a little bit about ourselves.


Investments by Industry

  • Aerospace & Defense
  • Automotive & Trans
  • Consumer & Retail
  • Energy & Power
  • Healthcare
  • Industrial
  • Opportunistic
  • Real Estate
  • Tech & Business Svs
  • Telecom & Media

Investments by Geography

Company

  • Firm Profile
  • Assets Under Management
  • FAQs

Team

  • Fund
  • Industry
  • Geography
  • Title
  • Senior Management

Contact

  • Career Opportunities
  • Investor Relations
  • Public & Media
  • Worldwide Offices

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