The Colbert National Tadubon Society
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The Colbert National Tadubon Society is the Colbert Nation's oldest ornithological society, dedicated to the preservation and protection of the Nation's treasured bird offspring and mascots.
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[edit] History of The Colbert National Tadubon Society
[edit] Society Mission(s)
The TCNTS's mission is to conserve and restore the ecosystems of the avian offspring and mascots of America's pundits, for the benefit of Stephen and America's Planet's pundit offspring and mascot diversity. The TCNTS places particular importance on the cable television and talk radio punditry ecosystems, and the attendant nations in which these ecosystems are found. In these most fragile landscapes, extra care is taken to preserve and promulgate the appearance of flying creatures designated as official offspring and mascots.
The TCNTS has recently increased its scope to add a new mission: bringing unhealthy birds back to the love of Our Lord. With your support, the Tadubon Society can ensure that no more gay birds have to suffer the curse of homo-avian-sinuality.
[edit] Tadubon Society People
[edit] Current Board of Trustees
- Stephen Colbert, President
- Paulina Porizkova, Vice President
- Soledad O'Brien, Secretary
- Katie Couric, Treasurer
- various Ladies Who Lunch, advisory
[edit] Current Staff
- Tad the Building Manager
- Bobby
- Killer
- Ric Ocasek
[edit] Tadubon Society Angels: Let The Eagle Soar '07 Campaign
Without the generous support of the following sponsors, The Colbert National Tadubon Society would not be able to fulfill its mission of protecting the skies for all flying creatures! Thank you, sponsors! You truly are the wind beneath our wings.


