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Date: May 15, 2007

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Episode: 259

Production code: 3066

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[edit] Intro

Objector's Cut

"...a college student complains about being forced to watch An Inconvenient Truth. He should sync it up with The Dark Side of the Moon. Blows the mind."

Buy AmeriCone Dream

"And, is CNN sending subliminal messages? Other than the things I see in Wolf Blitzer's beard? "

Quantum Read

"Plus my guest tonight is Walter Isaacson, author of the new Einstein biography. Hey, Einstein, way to write a book about Einstein."

This way lies madness. Because I'm mad at a lot of things.
This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

5/15/2007 The Colbert Report

[edit] U.S. Attorney Firing Scandal Ends

[edit] Outsourcing The News

India
- Yoga
- Vegetarianism
Monkey Gods
- Darwin
- Hinduism

Stephen's job is safe, thanks to the incriminating photos of Sumner Redstone in his safe deposit box.

[edit] The Wørd

Heated Debate
- Global Warming
  - Barry Lucier

[edit] Bonus Wag of the Finger

CNN International for Wishful Treason
- Subliminazis

[edit] Hobbies

Stephen Colbert's Underground Dog Fight Club
Alpha Dog of the Week - Michael Wiley

[edit] Interview

Walter Isaacson

Walter Isaacson
- Albert Einstein

[edit] Epilogue

Stephen celebrates the life of Ted Maiman, creator of the first working laser and lights the logs in his fireplace using the power of Heat Vision after his laser pointer fails to ignite them.