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Production Info

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Date: May 22, 2007

Season:

Episode: 263

Production code: 3070

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Intro

Moral Fixation

"Tonight, will Democrats back down on ethics reform? Let's see what my good friend Andy Jackson has to say about it."

Sicko Killer

"Then, Michael Moore's new film criticizes our health care system. I'd smack him down but I sprqined my wrist and the doctor can't see me for a month."

Crossover Dribble

"And my guest is John Amaechi, a former NBA center who announced he's gay. That's what happens when you don't let the players punch people in the stands."

This show is taped before a live studio audience, as soon as someone removes that dead guy. This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

May 22, 2007 The Colbert Report

1 Production Info
2 Intro
3 American Idol
4 Presidential Race
5 The Wørd
6 Threat Down
7 Interview
8 Epilogue
9 Gallery
10 Motherload Videos
- 10.1 Windows Media
11 External Links
12 Reviews and Comments

American Idol

Presidential Race

Barack Obama

The Wørd

Party of Change

Threat Down

Enemies of Freedom
- 5. Hong Kong! - Oh, they object to the Bible's sexual content when they're the ones who get off by snorting powdered tiger dong?
  - - Judges 4:21
- 4. Michael Moore! - If conservatives like his movie too, that means socialized medicine is on its way, just as sure as Bowling for Columbine led to banning all our guns.
  - Sicko
  - Fox News
- 3. (intentionally skipped)
  - See Episode 264
- 2. Regulation! - A couple of people in Michigan get tummy aches and all of a sudden the government recalls meat in 15 states? "Oh no! Somebody slipped on a banana peel! Let's nuke Ecuador!"
  - Nanny State
- 1. Environmentalists! - There's a movement afoot to set up a trust fund to protect two animal species who are about to be taken off the endangered list. The animals in question? Grey Wolves and Grizzly Bears!
  - Endangered Species

Interview

John Amaechi

John Amaechi

Epilogue

You know I learned something very valuable in tonight's guest's interview, but I forgot it during the last commercial break. I have got to remember to write that stuff down.

~ Stephen Colbert