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Date: June 13, 2007

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Episode: 272

Production code: 3079

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The Check-In

John tries to lord his earlier interview of Ron Paul over Stephen, earning the nickname His Holiness Pope Johno II. Stewart then completely freaks out, throwing a girlish tantrum.

Intro

The Iceman Dieth

"Some surprising news about a 5000 year old frozen caveman. He has doubts about that new caveman sitcom too."

W's M.D.

"Then President Bush nominates a new Surgeon General. Or he might have just said "surge on, General."

Tear Down This Paul

"And I talk to Republican Presidential candidate Ron Paul as part of my new series, Better Know A Presidential Candidate Who Will Talk To Me."

I've got good news: I just saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to no car insurance. This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

June 13, 2007 The Colbert Report

1 Production Info
2 The Check-In
3 Intro
4 The Day After The 20th Anniversary of Ronald Reagan's 'Tear Down This Wall' Speech
5 Oetzi, the Iceman
6 The Wørd
7 The Threat Down
8 Interview
9 Epilogue
10 Gallery
11 Motherload Videos
- 11.1 Windows Media
12 External Links
13 Reviews and Comments

The Day After The 20th Anniversary of Ronald Reagan's 'Tear Down This Wall' Speech

Sean Hannity appropriately moved
Alan Colmes blows the moment

Oetzi, the Iceman

Austria
- Murder
- Stephen Colbert's Freezing Cold Case Files
  - Did Brad Pitt do it?

The Wørd

Pathophysiology
- Dr. James Holsinger nominated for Surgeon General
  - Homosexuality
    - Manthrax
    - Disco Fever

The Threat Down

Enemies of Freedom

5. Bush-hating Robots!

Kansei is the most anti-American product to come out of Asia since the introduction of "Hello Michael Moore."

4. Protection/Detection Kits for Bears!

These bear detection kits protect the bears from us!

3. Giant, child-like Robots!

Country of Japan, if you want to study child behavior, wouldn't it be easier to make a child? And if you've forgotten how, you could build a robot to show you.

2. Amnesty for Bears!

Bear amnesty is a slap in the face to all the forest creatures who obey the law and wait their turns to become American citizens.

1. Robot Bears!

Wise up, military. These bear-bots are gonna turn on us. Our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them.

Interview

Ron Paul

Epilogue

Stephen lets Report viewers who are watching on their TiVos know that he embedded a special message just for them in one of the commercial breaks regarding 'crispy deliciousness.'