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[edit] Production Info

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Date: July 16, 2007

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Episode: 282

Production code: 3089

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[edit] The Check-In

Stephen tells Jon what he didn't do during the break:

• beach
• hedge fund
• juggle 5 bowling balls
• compare Brontë sisters

[edit] Intro

Rent To Bemoan "Having gays move into your neighborhood may increase property values. Which will come in handy when you immediately sell your house." Girl Empower "Then, I profile a Difference Maker who's boosting women's self-esteem. Two can play at that game: Lookin' good tonight, ladies." Nelson Manhandled "Plus, my guest, Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson has a plan for Iraq. I assume it involves shipping corn over there." Did you miss me? I know, I missed me too. This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert July 16, 2007 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 The Check-In 3 Intro 4 Stephen's Plan to Rescue Scooter 5 The Pope and Catholicism's Superiority 6 Property and Homos and Housing Values 7 Difference Makers 7.1 The Difference Maker 8 Interview 9 Gallery 10 Epilogue 11 Motherload Videos 11.1 (Windows Media) 12 External Links 13 Reviews and Comments

[edit] Stephen's Plan to Rescue Scooter

• Stephen bought supplies:

• obtained a canary, which he later ate due to a shortage of Luna bars
• dug a tunnel from his garage to Scooter's cell

• Read Scooter's book The Apprentice during the long, lonely nights

Sentenced commuted by George W. Bush

[edit] The Pope and Catholicism's Superiority

...other Christian communities are either defective or not true churches and Catholicism provides the only true path to salvation.

~The Pope

Tough break, Protestants.

[edit] Property and Homos and Housing Values

• Dr. Richard Florida

The Bohemian-Gay Index (another name for the San Francisco phone book)

[edit] Difference Makers

Before introducing the latest Difference Maker, Stephen reveals he was voted Least Misogynistic by his all-male country club.

[edit] The Difference Maker

• Johnna Mink

[edit] Interview

• Ben Nelson
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[edit] Gallery

[edit] Epilogue

Write your Congressman and encourage him to sign legislation moving midnight back by five minutes so Stephen will have ample time to say goodnight after The Report airs.

[edit] Motherload Videos

• Rent To Bemoan
• Free Scooter
• Dr. Richard Florida
• Difference Makers: Johnna Mink
• Interview: Senator Ben Nelson

[edit] (Windows Media)

• Rent To Bemoan
• Free Scooter
• Dr. Richard Florida
• Difference Makers: Johnna Mink
• Interview: Senator Ben Nelson

[edit] External Links

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[edit] Reviews and Comments