The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 295

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Date: August 8, 2007

Season:

Episode: 295

Production code: 3102

"What's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride and how tall do you have to be to panic?"

"Then, the Chinese economy is on the rise, and you can tell because their toothpaste contains a finer grade of anti-freeze."

"And my guest, Tina Brown, has written a book about Princess Diana. Finally, something for people who want Diana-related merchandise."

This show is gonna knock your socks off, and I am not responsible for their replacement value. This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

August 8, 2007 The Colbert Report

pain pills
take once a minute
Wrist Watch
- Shame on you Hollywood!
Silicone Bracelet
- Lance Armstrong
  - Cancer of the bicycle
Stephen Colbert WristStrong Bracelet
- putting it on requires a wrist
- look down, reminds you have a wrist
- perchance you forget, it is written on the bracelet

invest in China
- Beijing Olympics (will contain some poisons)
- advised athletes to delay their arrival due to polluted air
Chinese symbol for inorganic non-combustible particulate matter is also the symbol for great marketing opportunity
Bootlegging
- Unauthorized Harry Potter titles
keep money invested in America
- balls
  - Barry Bonds 756th homerun