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Production Info

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Date: August 9, 2007

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Episode: 296

Production code: 3103

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The Check-In

Dr. Colbert discusses anagrams made from candidate's names, with his Jew friend.

Joe Biden = I need job
Rudy Giuliani = Gaudily I ruin
Mitt Romney = memory tint
Fred Thompson = forms no depth
Barrack Obama = Osama bin Laden
Jon Stewart = snort at Jew
Stephen Colbert = rebel stench pot, a maverick ceramic taking on the establishment with the fetid smell of his truth!
Dr. Colbert then commands the Colbert Nation to continue their "Noble Traction"

Intro

Terror Firmer

"I take a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates. Are the democrats too soft on terror, or are the Republicans the only ones who can save us?"

Delta Down

"Then, Katrina victims are still suffering, who do they insist on making Anderson Cooper sad?"

Apatow for Destruction

"And filmmaker Judd Apatow is here to talk about his new movie "Superbad", I assume it's about Hollywood's effect on America."

That tingling sensation means the truth is working. This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

August 9, 2007 The Colbert Report

1 Production Info
2 The Check-In
3 Intro
4 Wrist Watch
5 2008 Presidential Candidates
6 Tip of The Hat, Wag of the Finger
7 Interview
8 Epilogue
9 Gallery
10 Motherload Videos
- 10.1 Windows Media
11 External Links
12 Reviews and Comments

Wrist Watch

awareness-raising WristStrong Bracelet
- think about Dr. Colbert's wrist
- two sizes: normal, wrist victim
- neck=skull wrist
awareness is like a virus, need celebrity
- besides the heroes
- must surrender to someone more famous, up the fame food chain
  - fame awareness bracelet
Katie Couric was given a WristStrong Bracelet, and promised to wear it on the air, but video shows she didn't, fucking over Dr. Colbert

2008 Presidential Candidates

Dems have too many debates (4)
Islamic Terrorism said by Rudy
- September 11th is starting to get jealous

Clarity

Tip of The Hat, Wag of the Finger

Tiny Wag
- Michael Bloomberg
  - jury duty
Tip
- New York Times
  - reduced size of paper
Tip
- Esquire Magazine
  - Pope Benedict, best dressed (accessories of the year)
  - Tom Brady
Wag
- Katrina Refugees
  - cannot breathe formaldehyde
  - pick up yourself by your lungstraps