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Date: August 20, 2007

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Episode: 301

Production code: 3108

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The Check-In

Stephen is suffering from heat exhaustion since moving the set and audience out of Colbert Report City and into Afghanistan so that he may broadcast from there.

Stephen was thoughtful enough to tell Mrs. Jew he loved her.

Intro

Toy Scary

"Chinese-made Barbie toys are tainted with heavy metals. On the plus side, Ken's finally got some lead in his pencil."

Borderline Personality

"Plus, I take a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe. Every time I say "Lou Dobbs" drink."

Lego My Ego

"Then, my guest, Nathan Sawaya, is an artist whose medium is legos and I assume his museum is his mother's basement."

I'm offering back to school savings. Save yourself the pain and don't go back to school. This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

August 20, 2007 The Colbert Report

Wrist Watch

America's Wrist Injuries
- Hollywood (wrist snuff)
- Steven Segal
WristStrong Bracelet (made from the rarest of plastics, red)
Couric is the sound of a breaking heart
Brian Williams
- has no honor
- and forearms like ham hocks
available online at ColbertNation.com
- to benefit Yellow Ribbon Fund

Christmas Shopping

turd in punchbowl
Wal Mart
- Bow Wow Fun Chew Chew Fun
- Toothpaste
- Chinese bib (contains lead)
  - Chinese lead is mostly cardboard
Made In Iraq (the word)