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Date:
September 10, 2007 		Season:
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305 		Production code:
3112
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The Check-In

Stephen flaunted his coolness with the Jew by discussing his new monster speed boat.

Intro

  • GAO Pride
"General Petraeus says we're making progress in Iraq. The GAO says we're not. I guess we'll have to invade the GAO."
  • Cast Times at Wristmont High
"Plus, my cast sells on eBay. If I had known my medical waste was so valuable, I wouldn't have thrown all those syringes into the ocean."
  • Bjorn, Baby, Bjorn
"Then, I sit down with Bjorn Lomborg who says that climate change isn't that big a deal. Funny, my hummer dealer says the same thing."


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It's okay to wear white after Labor Day...as long as it's between red and blue.
This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
September 10, 2007 The Colbert Report


Contents

Stephen's 2 Week Break

General Petraeus Testifying Before Congress

Wrist Watch

  • the auction
    • Yellow Ribbon Fund
    • Auction winner: "johncdmiller" Captain Jesus Hood (Captain America, Robin Hood and Jesus)
  • Stephen teases that he may also auction the flag that drapes his body after the show

Interview

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Motherload Videos

Windows Media

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