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Date:
September 25, 2007

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Episode:
313

Production code:
3120

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Intro

Tongue Tied

"Half the world's languages are going extinct. I tell them: 'good riddance' and 'adios'."

Rudy Britannia

"Plus, Rudy Giuliani goes to England. Alright, who's gonna tell him it's not a primary state?"

Grisham for the Mill

"Plus, author John Grisham stops by to talk about his new book, Playing for Pizza. I don't want to ruin it for anyone, but it ends with the line, 'Thats-a spicey-a meat-a-ball!'"

It's the thought that counts, and so far, I'm up to zero.
This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

September 25, 2007 The Colbert Report

Some Begrudging Praise

fair and balanced ads to counter "MoveOn.org Betrayus Ad"
- No Nuclear Iran
- No Nuclear Jimmy Smits

Don't Fuck This Up America

TelePrompTer malfunction
- Giuliani one of the four or five best known Americans around the world
- Rudy beat out Dustin Hoffman for the role of "Tootsie"
  - Top Five Best Known:
    - Don't Tase Me Dude
    - Leave Britney Alone Guy
    - Hilarious Goalie Guy
    - Rudy
    - Dog on Skateboard
  - Thatcher changed Europe
    - so did Napolean
    - and Hitler