The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 314

Production Info

Date:
September 26, 2007

Season:

Episode:
314

Production code:
3121

"NBC pulls its shows from iTunes. Too bad, I love working out to Brian Williams."

"Then, do we need a third political party? I don't think we need a second political party."

"And my guest is Tony Bennett. He may have left his heart in San Francisco, but he tore my heart out in Los Angeles."

I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you:
hogs make a terrible foundation.
This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

September 26, 2007 The Colbert Report

Huge show requires pre-welcome
- Tony thanked his sponsor, Target
Canada is the target in Stephen's crosshairs
- not for their reasonably priced drugs
- Canadian dollar is oot performing America's
  - Canada was founded by a duck a beaver and a moose
Sue Canada for copyright infringement (the word dollar)
- they owe us $905 billion dollars (pay us in Canadian dollars)

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