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Date: October 2, 2007

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Episode: 317

Production code: 3124

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[edit] Intro

Reality Blights "Is there more to reality than meets the eye? Or, could tonight's show be happening in a giant's finger?" Not OK Computer "And, I crack down on cyber-crime! As soon as I figure out how to load my printer driver!" Oy Gevalt! "Plus, my guest John Mearsheimer is a proponent of offensive realism! I agree; I'm offended by reality all the time!" Hey pennyloafers! Get to work and earn that money. This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert October 2, 2007 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 The End of the Universe 4 The West-Fiddy Feud 5 New Scientist 6 Nailed 'Em 7 Interview 8 Gallery 9 Motherload Videos 9.1 Windows Media 10 External Links 11 Reviews and Comments

[edit] The End of the Universe

• the The USA Today
  • "John Fogerty is Back Home" takes front page priority
  • "The End of the Universe" in section called "A Better Life"

[edit] The West-Fiddy Feud

• Kanye West v. Fiddy Cent
  • the market has spoken: George doesn't care about black people
  • there is a chalice in between
• Tuesday October 9, 2007 drops in book stores wide
  • Paul Krugman is going to release his book on the same day
  • "All the Presidents Enablers"
  • "Department of Injustice"
  • "A Gay Marine Should Marry Your Only Son"
  • new pamphlet or bookmark to put in your Communist Manifesto, called "The Conscience of a Liberal"
• The Challenge
  • if Krugman's book outsells Dr. Colbert's, Stephen will stop doing his show; if Dr. Colbert outsells Krugman's Krugman has to eat his conscience as embodied by a cricket

[edit] New Scientist

• new magazine (with Jesus)
  • used math to prove other Universes exist
  • alternate universes
• Tonight's Word:
  • Troops Out Now

[edit] Nailed 'Em

• Cybercrime
• Wi-Fi

[edit] Interview

• John Mearsheimer
  • Israel
  • AARP

[edit] Gallery

This is an abbreviated gallery. For the full gallery, click here

[edit] Motherload Videos

• Reality Blights
• The Real Showdown
• The Wørd: Troops Out Now
• Nailed 'Em – Cyberrorists
• Interview: John Mearsheimer
• Guess the Number

[edit] Windows Media

• Reality Blights
• The Real Showdown
• The Wørd: Troops Out Now
• Nailed 'Em – Cyberrorists
• Interview: John Mearsheimer
• Guess the Number

[edit] External Links

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[edit] Reviews and Comments