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Date:
October 4, 2007
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Episode:
319
Production code:
3126
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Intro

  • Pyongyanger Management
"The U.S. negotiates with North Korea! See? I told you Bush was Truman!"
  • I Kill The Electric Car
"Plus, I look at the hidden dangers of hybrid cars. Danger Number One? You can't shut up about how you drive a hybrid car!"
  • K.O. Kao
"And my guest, John Kao says that America has lost it's lead in innovation! Clearly, he hasn't tried Oreo Pizza!"


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I already picked out my Halloween costume: I'm going as a guy who's always right.
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
October 4, 2007 The Colbert Report


Contents

Problems With Bigfoot

  • Fearing the Sasquatch
    • speaking of tall, mythical ambling creatures...
  • Fred Thompson
    • asking for applause in Iowa
  • Dr. Colbert shows how to do get spontaneous outbursts of love
    • name of town
    • point the camera at audience
    • throw gifts
      • candy
      • WristStrong Bracelets
      • hats
      • t-shirts
      • bong hit

Korea

  • North Korea and South Korea
    • Kim Jong Il
    • six party talks

The Word

Threat Down

  • Science and Technology Edition


#5. Remote Control Toys!
#4. Hybrid Cars!
#3. Sloppy Scientists!

  • Colbert's Own Safety Signs


#2. White Chocolate!


#1. Robots!

Interview

Epilogue

An important message for America.

Buy the book and find out if black people who buy it can get cabs.

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