The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 321

Production Info

Date:
October 9, 2007

Season:

Episode:
321

Production code:
3128

Stephen did not use the Check-In to plug his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)" he used it to plug The Good Book.

"The New York Times reveals another National Security secret! But, it's Tuesday, so it's an easy one!"

"Then, questions about Barack Obama's patriotism threaten to overshadow questions about Barack Obama's blackness! "

"And, my book is finally out! Tony Bennett..."

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~ Stephen Colbert

October 9, 2007 The Colbert Report

bookstores stayed open until their closing hours!
- Times Square book stores
- Al's Books in Portland, Oregon discounted Dr. Colbert's book, and now owe him 8 bucks

Honors for Reagan Disparity
- the number of honors he deserves vs. the number of honors he has been given
- Granada
- not on Mt. Rushmore
Other Presidents have been honored:
- Gerald Ford had a car company named after him
- Jimmer Carter had a children's underpant company named after him
- Clinton got Grimace
Reagan should be given a coin: a new dime
- U.S. Mint is in the pocket of Big Polio
New Designs for Lincoln Penny, featuring Reagan

tragedy on Daily Show
- John Stewart
- Storied may be true
- made him cry
did not write the book, shouted it into a recorder over the Columbus Day weekend
- juicer
Biggest Problem Facing America Today
- rhymes with "homosexuals"
Good Morning America
- Diane Sawyer is a foxy lady
- might run for president
cut off his mike