The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 326

Production Info

Date:
October 17, 2007

Season:

Episode:
326

Production code:
3133

Dr. Colbert's Jew friend discuss The Colbert Candidacy through rhythmic gesturing worthy of Theodora Duncan.

"Questions arise about my presidential campaign: Great Candidate? Or The Greatest Candidate?!"

"Plus, it's the anniversary of The Threat Down! I bought you some rubber pants!"

"And my guest is Chess Grand Master, Garry Kasparov! Finally someone else who sees the world in black and white!

You might wanna add water, because this show is concentrated truth!
This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

October 17, 2007 The Colbert Report

My Fellow Colbericans
The New York Times
- Business Section--lies are about money
- Vladimir Putin and Mahmoud Ahmadin-inspacenoonecanhearyou-nejad
  - duets album Vlad & Mahmoud's: "Weapons-Grade Love"
John Edwards plays "roots card" to woo South Carolina
- claims he is "a native son of South Carolina"
Modern Candidate Magazine
Fred Thompson

Democrat
- four sheets of paper
- message from Carole Fowler with phone number
- correct pen
  - pink feather
fee
- $2,500 or
- submit a petition from 3,000
  - Bible
  - Gun
  - hollowed-out Bible with a gun in it
Name as it will appear on the ballot:
- Hillary Clobama