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[edit] Production Info

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Date:
January 8, 2008 		Season:
Image:Season4.png 		Episode:
333 		Production code:
3140
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[edit] The Check-In

Apparently Dr. Colbert's Jewish friend is obsessed with making a Friendship locket and doesn't known for which day's show The Check-In is being taped.

Contents

Intro

No statement of truth, show started with theme and opening graphics.

[edit] Great News Out Today

  • not about the strike
    • Dr. Colbert is indifferent
  • CES (Consumer Electronics Show)
    • GM's Self-driving car
    • Dr. Colbert would love to have one
    • when driving over 80 mph, Dr. Colbert loves to:
      • text
      • email New York Times
      • Ah-ha moment with Oprah
      • read I AM America (And So Can You!)
      • celebrate Cinco de Mayo
        • papier mache car (?) whose air bags deploy and candy comes out
  • invent self-writing TV show (for someone else)

Dr. Colbert gets something in his eye

  • and other eye
    • and heart, which burns

[edit] Dr. Colbert discovers some things under his desk

  • name-brand facial tissues
  • house keys
  • lost Mozart sonnata
  • Amelia Earhardt's skull
  • script finished before strike (October 29, 2007)
    • Dr. Colbert can say the words contained therein
    • can be said if he ever gets desperate
      • about economy

[edit] Greatest President is optimistic about the economy

  • absolute
  • total
    • mixed indicators
      • economy is in the toilet

[edit] Dr. Colbert's House

Dr. Colbert does not have a mortgage, his house was a gift from the good people at Doritos

  • a cool ranch

[edit] Willamette meteorite

  • meteorite market is down
  • Celestial Americans not meteorite community
  • cow-killer meteorite sold for $1500
  • hurts entire meteor market
    • pedestals
    • lights
    • polish
    • personalization

Dr. Colbert recommends investing in moon rocks.

AT THIS POINT THE WORDS RAN OUT OF THE PROMPTER

[edit] New Hampshire Primary

  • Candidates Changes
    • Trailhead blog Chris Beam
    • sat behind the back of Obama's bus
      • stars and rainbows
    • Chris's beard made John Edwards look old
  • Dr. Colbert defends ladies (even ones named Hillary, or ones despite being named Hillary)
  • Beam voted in one presidential election, but not in a high school election


[edit] Interview

[edit] Epilogue

  • Message for the strikers outside: take off your shoes before entering the jump castles.

[edit] Gallery

[edit] Motherload Videos

[edit] External Links

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[edit] Reviews and Comments

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