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Date:
January 9, 2008 		Season:
Image:Season4.png 		Episode:
334 		Production code:
4003
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Intro

No statement of truth, show started with theme and opening graphics.

Contents

Excitement

  • News caught everyone by surprise
    • votes are in, winner was announced
    • woman with short blonde hair with an affinity for pant suits
      • Ellen won People's Choice Award for Favorite Talk Show Host
  • very tall, short haired African-American man disappointed many
  • Dr. Colbert's attorney Gorlock (and financial advisor, perhaps a Scientologist)

How Did Clinton Pull N.H. Out Of The Pooper

  • because she cried
    • humanized Hillary
  • many great American leaders have shown emotions
    • Barbara Bush cried when Slobodan Milosovich died
  • Mac is Back
    • New York Times banner headline:
      • McCain Also Wins
  • Giuliani lulled opponents into a False Sense of Security

Comeback

  • Hillary's win in New Hampshire
  • Dr. Colbert is mad at America
    • for not voting the way pundits want them to vote
  • Dr. Colbert will not tell you who the winner of South Carolina will be

Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee "Hucka-Live"

  • The Colbert Bump
    • third place in N.H. will necessitate a resell to Stephen
  • not harsh enough on Illegal Immigrants
  • stay a Huckabee, not a Hucka-was

Segment 3

Interview

  • Matt Taibbi
    • leading pundit
  • Clinton fixed election
  • Lining up behind McCain to stop a Colbert Vice Presidency
  • South Carolina is known for change
  • Promises to return when he gets one right

Epilogue

The studio is on fire (from October 3, 2007).

Nobody goes anywhere until they figure out who started it.

Gallery

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