The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 345
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Production Info
| Date: January 29, 2008 | Season:
| Episode: 345 | Production code: 4014 |
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Check-In
- Dr. Colbert tossed to his Jewish friend, who was verklempt.
Intro
 No statement of truth, show started with theme and opening graphics. |
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Arts & Crafts
Dr. Colbert's favorite craft project: gluing googly eyes on clams.
- the great thing
- the whole family
- great way to raise money
- stimulus plan
Dr. Colbert uses marketing
- Clammy Faye Bakker
- Clambo
- AbraClam Lincoln
Dr. Colbert watched TGPE deliver the SOTU
- uncertainty
Fall Back Position
- googly eye clams
- Captain America
- Joe Quesada
- Captain America lives again
- new Captian, who isn't Stephen
- Bucky Barnes
- Stephen is still a candidate in the Marvel Universe
- Polls high with super humans and mutants
- Colbert-Ironman
- Colbert-Hulk
- Colbert-Quesada
Issues
- aliens
- Stephen is against them
- Obama may be a shape-shifting skrull
- Stephen is against them
Conan O'Brien Tiff & VHS Technology
- Stephen made Huckabee
- But, O'Brien claimed that he made Huckabee win Iowa
- also claimed Stephen is only a temporary host until another Colbert is found
- claims to breathe life into Stephen's career
- Colbert made Huckabee
- Conan made Colbert
- Conan made Huckabee
- Syllogism
- God is love
- love is blind
- Stevie Wonder is blind
- Stevie Wonder is God
- Jewish Logic
- who made Conan?
- John Stewart made Conan
Stewart claims credit for Huckabee
- TRIVIA
- Stephen Colbert's C-Desk can play VHS tapes
Interview
music critic 20th century's story can be told through its music
- Alex Ross
- book: The Rest Is Noise
Epilogue
A French clam closed the show.
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