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Date:
February 5, 2008 		Season:
Image:Season4.png 		Episode:
349 		Production code:
4018
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Check-In

Dr. Colbert reviews the previous day's excitement involving The Giant Irishman.

Intro

No statement of truth, show started with theme and opening graphics.

Contents

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Happy Super Tuesday

Dr. Colbert declares that his mob should be a biofuel

  • set a table for Elijah or Mike Gravel
  • who will be the New Ronald Reagan
    • put McCain and Romney in a room alone with Nancy Reagan.
    • have them say "Mommy" over and over, and see who she comes to
  • Democrats don't have big shoes to fill, but they do have quite a few of them to try on
  • Romney understands the Reagan Legacy
  • Hillary Clinton believes she will be the one to take on America's Party
    • the best place America can place their hopes and dreams
    • like Evander Holifield's head (where Stephen puts all his fine china)
  • Don't know much about Obama
    • when or where or how he will attack

Super Tuesday's Big Catch is California with their latino vote

  • targeting with spanish language ads
    • emphasize family
  • not all can afford a spanish language ad
    • Stephen made one for Ron Paul
  • Jimmy Fingers is his cousin
  • his uncle is El Chupacabra
  • Angelo Falcone
    • talked with Dr. Colbert about latino vote
    • single monolithic voting block, a one issue group of people
      • Stephen has never been to Puerto Rican (he doesn't know what they look like)
  • latinos and blacks may hate each other, it's complicated
    • some politicians are simplifying it
    • if they ever get together, people like Stephen are threatened (Divide and Conquer)
    • won't predict who will get their vote
      • no Republicans (defenestrate Latinos)

Something Cheerful

Dr. Colbert acknowledges your existence, Margaret!
Dr. Colbert acknowledges your existence, Margaret!
  • smallest giraffe born in England
  • Mukasey isn't sure what torture is
    • waterboarding can seem adorable
    • asked to define it
    • irresponsible for the AG to answer the question
  • Teddy Kennedy asked if waterboarding is torture if it were done to Mukasey
    • waterboarding is torture if done to Mukasey
    • anyone else, irresponsible to provide an answer
  • Future Waterboarding
    • permission
    • inform CIA
  • Torture is chic
    • John Galliano
      • fashions inspired by torture
      • turn Abu Ghraib into Abu Fabulous

Interview

  • war hero, former presidential candidate, former Senator, Bob Dole


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