The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 351
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Production Info
| Date: February 7, 2008 | Season:
| Episode: 351 | Production code: 4020 |
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Intro
 No statement of truth, show started with theme and opening graphics. |
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Stephen Is All About Diversity
Hold on nation, Stephen's got this one.
Third Annual Stephen Colbert's Ethnic Minute
- Trivia: this is actually the first year Stephen has done this
- first year:golf tournament
- second year: forgot
Black History Month
and
Chinese New Year
Stephen thanks blacks for Peanut Butter
Chinese invented ice cream!
two great cultures that go great together
First Annual Black Chinese History New Year Month Minute (took 4 minutes)
- lead singer from Fine Young Cannibals?
- neither black, Chinese or America
- Grace Jones
- undeniably black, not Chinese, merely exotic
- Lt. Worf of the U.S.S. Enterprise
- Chinese (performs tai chi)
- Black (poetic)
- similarity to Barry White are eerie
- more honors that Stephen can name
- Honor and Success (in Klingon)
Middle Aged White Guys Like Stephen
- Mitt Romney withdraws
- John McCain will be the candidate
- Mike Huckabee interrupts
- hello? he still is in the race
- Katie Couric powers her desktop map with a monkey paw
- Colbert Big Board
- utilizes air cushion technology
- Huckabee says he will win Texas
- it is important because it is big and has lots of delegates
Better Know A Lobbyist
the dramatic conclusion
Interview
- studies amphibians (land or water, pick a side we're at war!)
- frogs are now eating his ants
Epilogue
Dr. Colbert shows his fluency in Klingon by closing the show with a hearty:
- "???"
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