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Date: February 14, 2008

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Episode: 355

Production code: 3162

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Who Framed Roger Clemens? "Roger Clemens testifies before Congress about whether he uses human growth hormone! Then, he crushes Congress with his bare hands!" I Sunk Your Destroyer! "Then, the people who are destroying America will feel my wrath! Unfortunately, my wrath is very comfy!" The Secret of Nimoy! "And my guest, Leonard Nimoy, has a new book of nude photography! But I swear, I'm only interviewing him for the articles!" Hey, Cupid! Put on some damn pants! No one wants to see baby bits! This is The Colbert Report. ~ Stephen Colbert February 14, 2008 The Colbert Report

Contents 1 Production Info 2 Intro 3 The Day's News, With Balls 3.1 Who's Riding My Coattails Now? 3.2 Baseball Brouhaha 4 Pursuing Happiness 5 Interview 6 Epilogue 7 Gallery 8 Motherload Videos 9 External Links 10 Reviews and Comments

[edit] The Day's News, With Balls

The answer is yes; Stephen will be your Valentine!

• manufactured holiday to get you to buy candy, flowers and cards

[edit] Who's Riding My Coattails Now?

• German GQ and Oliver Pocher, the German Stephen Colbert

[edit] Baseball Brouhaha

• Stephen is so angry (due to roid rage)
  • as American as Steroid Pie
• Roger Clemens is not a vegan, nor does he know what one is, but he would be willing to inject some into his ass
• Box of Medical Waste
  • John Stewart wears a pee-bag
  • Rob Corddry has Stephen wax him
• John Feinstein
  • author of "Living On The Black"
  • claims Clemens is guilty and he wouldn't make it into the regular Hall of Fame, but maybe a Hall of Fame For Roiders

[edit] Pursuing Happiness

• The People Destroying America
  • Susan Pagan, a woman who doesn't want her children (or anyone else's) to be happy

[edit] Interview

Leonard Nimoy

• a book of photographs of large women (The Full Body Project)

[edit] Epilogue

Before saying goodnight, Dr. Colbert plays a quick game of charades. (Answer: The Beverly Hillbillies)

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[edit] Reviews and Comments