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Date:
March 12, 2008 		Season:
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365 		Production code:
3172
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[edit] Intro

  • Whore Today, Gone Tomorrow
"Eliot Spitzer resigns as governor of New York! Where will he find comfort in this difficult time?"
  • Special: K Street
"Then, Ethan Nadelman, lobbyist for drug legalization, explains the appeal of jam-bams!"
  • Mista Kurtz, He Dead
"Plus, my guest, Howard Kurtz is the media critic for the Washington Post! I'll ask him what he thinks about what I'm asking him!"


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If I had a nickel for every time I was wrong; I'd be broke!
This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
March 12, 2008 The Colbert Report


Contents

[edit] Losing So Many Leaders

Stephen is so infection, he infected himself and couldn't stop applauding himself!

  • FOX is canceling "The Big Story with John Gibson"
    • Gibson betrayed his audience by having a secret relationship with bad ratings
  • MSNBC canceled Tucker
  • John Gibson, Tucker Carlson and protsitution scandals come in threes
    • Spitzer resigned

Timeline

  • Stephen is the meat in a Spitzer Sandwich, which costs $5500
    • accidentally gave him the Colbert Bumpin' Uglies
    • Geraldo humped cheese plate, it took 2 hours to get mustache out of gouda (pray it was mustache)

[edit] Payback For Ice Age

[edit] Better Know A Lobby

[edit] Interview

  • Howard Kurtz
    • author of "Reality Show : Inside the Last Great Television News War"

[edit] Epilogue

Before signing off, Dr. Colbert delivered a brief, but important disclaimer:

"The following program may contain graphic images, in that, they do not include me."

Then he simply said, "goodnight".

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