The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 366

Production Info

Date:
March 13, 2008

Season:

Episode:
366

Production code:
3173

"Is Barack Obama a Muslim? I examine the facts and come up with a "yes" anyway!"

"Then, how to bring excitement back into America's bars! If only there was some sort of drink that could loosen people's inhibitions..."

"Then, my guest, Sudhir Venkatesh has written a book called Gang Leader For A Day! Let's see if he understands this gang sign!"

Hey Burger King!
Isn't it time you named an heir?
This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

March 13, 2008 The Colbert Report

Dr. Colbert feels he may be coming down with something (restless lung syndrome)
- his medicine, Airborne, may not have any effect on germs
- how can we trust teachers when their medicine doesn't work?
- spells cat with a "kh"
Science wants to debunk amulets
- but since wearing his, Stephen hasn't been attacked by a Manticore (!)

John Adams Ugly
- Paul Giamatti shouldn't be flattered he is playing him in that movie
they are failing like the Democratic party
celebrating the implosion of the American left, with his new segment, Democralypse Now