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Date:
March 20, 2008 		Season:
Image:Season4.png 		Episode:
370 		Production code:
3177
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The Check-In

Dr. Colbert wishes his Jew Friend "Happy Gun Day".

His Jewness brought a caulk gun with a trigger guard to a Supreme Court gun ruling celebration.

Stephen graciously promised to mail him a shotgun in a manila envelope.

Intro

Dr. Colbert offered no opening teasers.

Contents

America is Addicted to Water

  • Saturday, March 22, 2008 is World Water Day!
    • it makes dogs smell terrible
  • by 2025 38 countries won't have enough water!
  • the average American uses twice as much water as the average European
  • Colbert Report Special Report

Watershift Down: Getting the Seamonkey off of America's Aqua-Back

Water, Continued

  • America has a wet monkey on its back
    • our addiction to water
  • Dr. Colbert visits the American Museum of Natural History

Interview

  • Dean Kamen
    • invented a machine that purifies water (don't tell him about Brita)

What do we do when we run short on water?

  • Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper

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Epilogue

  • Dr. Colbert comes back from the break at the fireplace trying to set his water on fire. Scientists are getting their yoga pants wet because one of them discovered how to set seawater on fire.

This may be a ground breaking new source of energy or what burns the oceans to the ground.

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