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Date:
April 1, 2008 		Season:
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372 		Production code:
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The Check-In

Dr. Colbert talked about Hillary's train, and played a joke on His Jew Friend. Who then proceeded to reprise some lame joke from the '80s which Stephen then totally bested with his gunshot routine.

Intro

  • Body Politics
"I take a look at the future of healthcare! I really hope it's sexy robot nurses!"
  • Interest Rage
"Then, Treasury Secretary, Henry Paulsen, unveils a new plan for the economy! Everyone puts their money under one giant mattress!"
  • Collared Greens
"And my guest, Van Jones, promotes Earth-friendly jobs! But, if you hug a tree for money, doesn't that make you a green-collar prostitute?"


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I never proof-read my scripts so I have more time to bring you the turth.
This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
April 1, 2008 The Colbert Report


Contents

April Fool's Day

  • Dr. Colbert started the show dressed as a savage pirate!
  • 6 weeks ago he tried to donate his portrait to the Smithsonian
    • rejected by Brent Glass
    • accepted by Nat. Portrait Gallery
  • Capitol Police use segways
  • The Atone Phone rings
    • it's Brent Glass, who wants to feature the portrait for 2 more weeks (until April 13, 2008)
      • and finally admitted that Stephen Colbert is a National Treasure!

America's Healthcare

  • Hillary wants every American to be insured
  • Barack has an angry black preacher
  • John McCain sleeps
  • The Word: Pick Sicks

America's Financial Crisis


Interview

wants to create green-collar jobs

Epilogue

  • check out Dr. Colbert's portrait at the Air In Space Museum until April 13, 2008!

Gallery

Motherload Videos

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