The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 379
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| Date: April 14, 2008 | Season:
| Episode: 379 | Production code: 4048 |
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on the campus of the University of Pennsylvania, it's... The Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chili-delphia, The City of Brotherly Crunch | ||
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Intro
Dr. Colbert sang the national anthem with John Legend.
Benjamin Franklin then shouted "Play ball!"
Live From Pennsylvania
- Proof?
- big map of Pennsylvania
- quick tour
- Amish man watching on flat screen
- Three Mile Island mutant zombi
- rule the night, feast on human flesh
- Gettsyburgh, Zombies fighting Civil War reenactors
Historic
- woman
- or elitist secret muslim
- Benjamin Franklin
- "There is a time to win, and a time to concede"
- running the election center
- will point to it
- can make the map bigger with a telescope
A Look Back
- earth was cooling
- ancient life form drsagged itself our of primordial soup, onto the rocky shore
- Clinton, Obama started in Al Qaeda training camp
- Bill Richardson--built a wall of indifference around him
- Chris Dodd--doing weather
- Dennis Kucinich
- gravel
- Edwards--two Americas, neither would vote for him
- the dirtiest politics of all: winning 12 primaries in a row
- Stephen wonders why the Reverend Wright story won't die
- went back in time to remove snipers from Clinton's trip to Bosnia
- shoot gun when bitter; cling afterward because it's so warm
Philadelphia Is A Great Town
- Stephen hired a body double because the city is so violent
- Philadelphia's mayor Michael Nutter
Interview
Epilogue
Tomorrow The Roots and Michelle Obama
And, Stephen will learn how to pronounce: "Schuylkill"
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