The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 382
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Production Info
| Date: April 17, 2008 | Season:
| Episode: 382 | Production code: 3189 |
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on the campus of the University of Pennsylvania, it's... The Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chili-delphia, The City of Brotherly Crunch | ||
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Sidekick Banter
- Last Night in Philadelphia!
- Check in with Benjamin Franklin, who is working on an invention that will brown bread to a crisp. When Stephen informs him we already have "toasters", Ben believes his life will have amounted to nothing.
Democrat Debate
- Stephen's Big TV is having technical difficulty
- Hillary Clinton comes on to fix the mess Stephen finds himself in
- she asks Jimmy if the video is being patched:
- through the router or aux buss on the switcher
- Hillary suggests:
- toggling the input
- It did the trick!
- She also notices Stephen's forehead is a little shiny
- Hillary calls for make-up to come in and powder him up
- Hillary tells Stephen to call her anytime, even at 3:00 a.m.
- George Stephanopolous
- is biased
- Could God create a rock so heavy, even He wouldn't know you're a secret muslim
- Stephen couldn't hear Obama over the sound of him not wearing a flag pin
- Ted Kennedy supports Obama
- Ted is a Catholic
- The Pope is head of the Catholic Church
- he used to be a Nazi Youth
- ergo Obama loves Hitler
- Stephen says ABC did a good job
Interview
- Patrick Murphy
- only member of congress to have served in Iraq
- since he's back, we must have won!
This Past Week
- Primary is coming to a close
- pretty actresses pretending to be ugly
- issues important to white men
- drinking
- bowling
- napping
- The EdWord (Word): Valued Voter, as presented by John Edwards
On Notice
- Senator Obama appears on Stephen's Big TV
- Stephen disagreed with Obama about political distractions
- distractions wont fix economy
- wont fix healthcare
- get us out of iraq
- wants to put "distractions" On Notice
- Obama knows grizzly bears, they are a threat to America
- Stephen officially switches James Brady with distractions
- Manufactured Political Distractions are officially On Notice
Epilogue
- Thank You
- Doritos
- Philadelphia
- He's told you how to think, now go vote!
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