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[edit] Production Info

Previous Episode

Date:
April 28, 2008

Season:

Episode:
387

Production code:
3194

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[edit] Intro

GM Used Corn & I Don't Care

"Ethanol solves the energy crisis! Is there any problem alcohol can't solve!?"

He Shouts He Scores

"Plus, I'll explore the world of sports! Don't worry: no hockey!"

The Feist and The Furious

"And my guest tonight is Feist! For anyone over 50, Nightline is also on!"

A great man once said, "This is The Colbert Report"! Wait, that was me!
This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

April 28, 2008 The Colbert Report

1 Production Info
2 Intro
3 Stephen is Heartsick
4 Howard Dean Shows Some Sac
5 Climate Change
6 Sport report
7 Interview
8 Epilogue
9 Gallery
10 Motherload Videos
11 External Tubes
12 Reviews and Comments

[edit] Stephen is Heartsick

Hannah Montana is in Vanity Fair
- she is embarrassed by her pictures
- Annie Leibowitz
  - celebrities cannot resist her

Stephen was victimized by Anne Geddes
- almost as traumatic as his Maplethorp Christmas Cards
  - you won't believe where he put the jingle bells

[edit] Howard Dean Shows Some Sac

Dean predicts the popular vote will not decide the nomination
- just as Robert Mugabe
electability
- Stephen didn't know John Kerry was electable in 2004
- they need it unless they don't want to turn into Howard Dean

[edit] Climate Change

Stephen is concerned because people won't shut up about it
corn+magic=gasoline
Royal Society of Chemistry
- ethanol is not efficient
Tonight's word: Kernel of Truth

[edit] Sport report

Shave off your body hair and get in the sweat box!
- NFL Draft
Stihl Timbersports Championship
- from New Zealand
  - New Zealand is Diet Australia

Met-Rx Strong Man Competition is dominated by Iceland, but they can't deadlift their island out of the North Atlantic

Stephen won't sit back as foreigners outrape our natural resources!

[edit] Interview

Feist
- Dr. Colbert discovered her in an out-of-the way club he calls "an iPod commercial"
Dr. Colbert wore the pantsuit she gave him as he introduced her performance of I Feel It All

[edit] Epilogue

After guest Feist finished her song, Dr. Colbert returned wearing the sparkly blue pantsuit she gave him as a gift to thank her and say good night to the heroes.