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Date:
June 17, 2008 		Season:
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411 		Production code:
4080
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Intro

  • Cuban Dismissal Crisis
"The Supreme Court gives Gitmo detainees the right to challenge their detention in court! The first open court date: August 4, 2850!"
  • Ref-Rehensible
"Plus, are NBA refs fixing games!? And if so, what games are they refing, what's the over-under and can someone spot me a hundred!?"
  • Hard Zittrain's Gonna Fail
"And my guest, Jonathan Zittrain, has written a book about the future of the internet and how to stop it! I use [ALT]-[SHIFT]-[HAMMER]!"


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Mark my words! Seriously, Mark, I need my words! Where's my script!?
This is The Colbert Report!
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 17, 2008 The Colbert Report


Contents

Peabody's

  • Dr. Colbert does deserve wild applasue
    • Stephen confuses himself with Edward R. Murrow, because they both have Peabody's

Peabody Award-Winning News Coverage

  • watermelon-busting world record set!

Stephen Hasn't Slept Since Last Thursday

  • he's on full alert
    • sees wolves
  • Supreme Court can challenge their detention in Guantanamo in civilian courts


Sport Report

  • The Mob performed a wave!
  • pro baseball
  • pro basketball
    • NBA referee cheated during games
  • Timersports

Interview

Jonathan Zittrain

  • machines will take over the world
  • "zombie computers"
  • Firefox 3 released today
  • an Estonian and a Swede went to an internets tube to start chaos
  • peer-to-peer computer networking is socialism
  • against the iPhone
  • they talked D&D

Epilogue

  • Dr. Colbert places his new Peabody on the mantle
    • and a tiny stick-on Peabody to his portrait

Gallery

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