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Date:
June 23, 2008 		Season:
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414 		Production code:
4083
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The Check-In

  • Dr. Colbert asks His Jew Friend how to remove fig newton stains off suede.

Intro

  • Equality Time
"There is racial progress in South Africa! I hope this means I can start buying Blood Diamonds again!"
  • The Audacity of Nope
"Then Barack Obama rejects public financing! Apparently he's not only a Secret Muslim, he's a secret hypocrite!"
  • Class Half Empty
"Plus, my guest, Barbara Ehrenreich, has a new book called 'This Land Is Their Land'! I assume she means the Chinese!"


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Guests of The Colbert Report stay at the luxurious Crashing With A Friend!
This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 23, 2008 The Colbert Report


Contents

One Year Anniversary

  • June 21- the day when Stephen broke his wrist!
    • he's fine now
  • promised to never again to break a fall with his hands
  • has stitches on the bridge of his nose, map of Norway under his right eye
    • maybe tried to break the record of breaking
  • Hollywood has a campaign of face violence

Race

  • Stephen points race out on the street
  • America has a problem with it
  • low racial sensitivity
  • South Africa
  • Dr. Colbert divides the grocery store into "Cheese" and "Not Cheese"

Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger

  • weatehrmen have become wishy-washy
  • Wag of the Finger
    • to Obama for flip-flopping like John McCain
  • Tip of the Hat
    • to Obama for being a regular politician
  • Wag
    • for California
      • Universal Studios fire was a warning from God
      • California turned two old lady roommates gay
  • Reservoir Tip
    • to scientists at the South Pole
      • condom 16,488 for a year's supply of condoms
  • Wag
    • high fuel prices


Interview

  • Barbara Ehrenreich
  • wrote a book about the chasm between the rich and the poor, Dr. Colbert calls it the East River
  • book The Land Is Their Land
  • Stephen has and needs a security guard
  • insulted Stephen by saying he isn't "super rich"
  • the poor don't work hard enough and don't have TV shows
  • not asking Stephen to be compassionate, which is good because he has Compassion Fatigue
  • the lottery helps the poor get back to work because it makes them think they could one day be rich

Epilogue

Dr. Colbert sincerely hoped that The Heroes enjoyed watching him for the last half hour, because now, he will be watching us.

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