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| 194 | 1/8/2007 | "Facts/Factiness" | Ethan Nadelmann | "On the 15th day of Christmas, your true love gave you me." | 3001
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| Stephen was quite upset that no one waited for him to return from vacation before hanging Hussein. The Good Doctor introduced America to the Stephen Colbert's Execution Squad Dancers
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| 195 | 1/9/2007 | "Texas Hold 'Em" | Jim Cramer | I'm the frosting on America's cake. Tonight, I'll let you lick the bowl. | 3002
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| Stephen welcomes returning guest Jim Cramer of MSNBC's Mad Money.
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| 196 | 1/10/2007 | "Worry" | David Kamp | "Who's buried in Grant's Tomb? Give up? I hope the police have too." | 3003
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| Another thrilling adventure of Tek Jansen airs and Stephen's guest is writer and editor for Vanity Fair and GQ and author of The United States of Arugula: How We Became a Gourmet Nation, David Kamp.
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| 197 | 1/11/2007 | none | Judy Woodruff | "Tonight's show is an anagram. Can you unscramble it in time?" | 3004
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| Stephen welcomes journalist and co-founding chairwoman of the International Women's Media Foundation, Judy Woodruff. He also celebrates the 5th anniversary of the first prisoners of the War on Terror arriving at Gitmo.
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| 198 | 1/15/2007 | Victory! | Alex Kuczynski | "Don't watch this if you are in jail, because the Truth shall set you free!" | 3005
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| Stephen unveils a new investment segment Bears & Balls, and welcomes New York Times reporter and author of Beauty Junkies: Inside Our $15 Billion Obsession with Cosmetic Surgery, Alex Kuczynski.
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| 199 | 1/16/2007 | Symbolic | Dinesh D'Souza | "Before we begin I have to do my vocal warm-ups. (sings) Me-me-me-me-me-me." | 3006
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| Stephen honors America with another episode of the "Sport Report" and welcomes conservative pundit and author of The Enemy At Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility For 9/11, Dinesh D'Souza.
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| 200 | 1/17/2007 | none | Richard Clarke | "It's our 200th episode. Our bicentennial. Where's my commemorative quarter, U.S. Mint?" | 3007
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| Stephen welcomes veteran counterterrorism offical and author of Breachpoint, Richard Clarke.
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| 201 | 1/18/2007 | Go It Alone | Bill O'Reilly | "Caution! You're about to watch me enter a No Spin Zone." | 3008
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| Stephen welcomes the host of The O'Reilly Factor, Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
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| 202 | 1/22/2007 | Exact Words | Thomas Schaller | "Hey America, I was thinking if you're not busy for the next half hour maybe you'd like to... I don't know... you know, watch the show. It's not a date or anything we're just hanging out." | 3009
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| More of Who's Riding My Coattails Now? and Stephen welcomes University of Maryland political scientist and author of Whistling Past Dixie: How Democrats Can Win Without the South, Thomas Schaller.
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| 203 | 1/23/2007 | none | Michael Steele | "Stay tuned for 22 minutes of highlights from tonight's show." | 3010
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| Stephen broadcasts live via pre-tape from yesterday, discusses the Democrat's '100-hour agenda' with liberal windbag Russ Lieber and welcomes Maryland's Lt. Governor Michael Steele.
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| 204 | 1/24/2007 | Great News | Lou Dobbs | "Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Churches? Fill your baptismal founts with Purell." | 3011
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| Stephen welcomes the host of Lou Dobbs Tonight, Lou Dobbs, along with Lou's Magical Tie.
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| 205 | 1/25/2007 | SMAFU | Mike Wallace | "Nation, it's time to grab the bull by the horns. If there are no horns, you're grabbing a cow. Stop it." | 3012
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| Stephen welcomes senior 60 Minutes anchor Mike Wallace
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| 206 | 01/29/2007 | Wikilobbying | Barry Lando | "A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y? Consonant or vowel? Make up your mind, we're at war." | 3013
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| Stephen welcomes former producer for 60 Minutes, author of Web of Deceit: The History of Western Complicity in Iraq, from Churchill to Kennedy to George W. Bush and first owner of the Millennium Falcon Barry Lando.
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| 207 | 01/30/2007 | none | Donna Shalala | "I am the Hall to America's Oates." | 3014
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| Stephen looks inside America's legal system and welcomes the former Secretary of Health & Human Services and the current President of the Univeristy of Miami, Donna Shalala. Stephen introduces America to Cuba's favorite brand of batteries, Lick Mes
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| 208 | 01/31/2007 | Black Sheep | Jed Babbin | "Warning, the contents of the USA Today are really about the USA yesterday." | 3015
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| Stephen updates the On Notice board, discusses gay sheep and welcomes the editor of Human Events Magazine, Jed Babbin.
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