The Colbert Report/Episodes/Season4/August
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Season 4 (2008) August
| # | First aired | "The Wørd" | Studio guest | Introductory phrase | Prod# |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 430 | August 4, 2008 | We The People | Lucas Conley, Apples In Stereo | "America, I wear the pants in this relationship! (Looks down) Most of the time!" | 4099 |
| Dr. Colbert covers the campaign and the dangers to aquatic sea-life when Ryan Seacrest goes swimming. But, not before playing the Alphabet game with His Jew Friend! | |||||
| 431 | August 5, 2008 | Divided We Win | David Carr | "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach! Just make sure to stab with an upward motion!" | 4100 |
| Dr. Colbert continues his keen political analysis, taking time out to issue A Rare Apology, but regaining his signature emotional instability when he nails guest, David Carr about his gun book. | |||||
| 432 | August 6, 2008 | (no word) | Dr. Jason Bond, Kevin Costner | "You know what they say: if it ain't broke, let me at it!" | 4101 |
| Before turning to his favorite topic (himself), Dr. Colbert exposes the ridiculousness of Barack Hussein Obama's energy policy, inflating tires. Once that scam is brought to a close, Dr. Colbert meets the spider named for him , presents another edition of Colbert Platinum and talks with guest, Kevin Costner. | |||||
| 433 | August 7, 2008 | (no word) | Devon Gordon, Thomas Frank | "Take everything I say with a grain of salt, because my new sponsor is salt!" | 4102 |
| One of the most exciting episodes airing on Comedy Central at 11:30pm the evening of August 7, 2008! Dr. Colbert starts the program with another edition of The Sport Report and cranks up the gusto with Tips, Wags and a full 22 minutes of Stephen Colbert! | |||||
| 434 | August 11, 2008 | Catharsis | Jorge Ramos | "In case of fire, remain in your seats until I am out of the building!" | 4103 |
| Stephen interviewed a Mexican and included a segment of Nailed 'Em. Coincidence? | |||||
| 435 | August 12, 2008 | (no word) | Joey Cheek, Jane Mayer | "If life gives you lemons, save the receipt!" | 4104 |
| Stephen has two guests on: one is an Olympian who's preparing to go to China, the other claims America's Constitution bans torture. So, why are we sending athletic troops into China? Dr. Colbert also issues a Rare Apology. | |||||
| 436 | August 13, 2008 | Blame Monica Goodling | Dick Meyer | "And Tonight's Colbert's Penny Pincher: If you're running low on milk, add water to yogurt!" | 4105 |
| For the second show in a row, Stephen talks with a "Mayer=Meyer" named person, concluding an episode in which he kicked ass during another edition of Formidable Opponent! | |||||
| 437 | August 14, 2008 | (no word) | Bing West | "If I had a quarter for every time I said 'I had a nickel', I'd have five times as much theoretical money!" | 4106 |
| Stephen issues another set of threats and turns his balls on the Beijing Olympics. Dr. Colbert closes the show by instructing The Heroes to win at least one gold medal while he takes the next week off. | |||||
| 438 | August 26, 2008 | (no word) | Bob Barr, Scott McClellan | "To the Democrats in the mile high city, remember if you drink at that altitude, you might become interesting!" | 4107 |
| Dr. Colbert tapes his show from Denver, home of the 2008 Democratic National Convention! Some Heroes wonder if terrorists did something to Stephen's voice. | |||||
| 439 | August 27, 2008 | (no word) | Mike Huckabee | "Hey Democrats, I'm getting a little nervous you haven't invited me to talk at your convention yet! Jokes over, guys!" | 4108 |
| Dr. Colbert's second day in Denver for the Democratic National Convention! To get back at them for not asking him to speak at their little party, Stephen interviews Mike Huckabee | |||||
| 440 | August 28, 2008 | Acid Flashback | Rick Brookhiser | "Hey, Obama, you want to impress me with a speech on the fifty-yard line of a football field!? Give it during the game!" | 4109 |
| Another great episode from Denver for the Democratic National Convention, Stephen tries to keep the liberalism off himself, by interviewing Rick Brookhiser about his new book about George Washington. | |||||
| 441 | August 29, 2008 | (no word) | Terrell Davis, Lori Lipman Brown, John McWhorter | The Colbert Report's Lead-in Jewish Program ran long preventing Dr. Colbert from giving The Heroes the opening they deserve | 4110 |
| As a nod to the Democrats on the final day of their convention, Stephen invites as the guest on his last day in Denver, queen atheist, Lori Lipman Brown to The Eagle's Nest's temporary loft in Denver. To balance out the rest of the show with patriotic Americans, Stephen interviews football player Terrell Davis via satellite, and welcomes author John McWhorter to discuss hip hop.
This is the first time ever Dr. Colbert has ever worked on a Friday ever in his entire life as America's Favorite Newsman Ever. | |||||
