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| 359 | March 3, 2008 | (no word) | Shashi Tharoor | "If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it could be a terrorist. Shoot it either way" | 4028
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| 360 | March 4, 2008 | Experience | Jennifer 8. Lee | "I'm no fan of March Madness, but it sure beats February Syphilis!" | 4029
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| 361 | March 5, 2008 | (no word) | Gregory Rodriguez | "Forget the wind, the answer, my friends is blowin' out my mouth" | 4030
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| 362 | March 6, 2008 | AT & Treason | John Legend | "Daylight Savings Time starts Sunday. Maybe that will get us out of this daylight crisis" | 4031
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| 363 | March 10, 2008 | Size Matters | George McGovern | "New York Post? I call dibbs on 'Eliot Mess'" | 4032
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| 364 | March 11, 2008 | Mr. Right Now | Geraldo Rivera | "Hey bloodbank! That cookie sucked! I want my blood back!" | 4033
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| 365 | March 12, 2008 | (no word) | Howard Kurtz | "If I had a nickel for every time I was wrong; I'd be broke!" | 4034
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| 366 | March 13, 2008 | (no word) | Sudhir Venkatesh | "Hey Burger King! Isn't it time you named an heir?" | 4035
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| 367 | March 17, 2008 | The Audacity Of Hopelessness | Samantha Power | "If you're filling out your tournament brackets, I always go with 'C'." | 4036
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| 368 | March 18, 2008 | (no word) | Carole King | "If youre just waking up, that's how you celebrate St. Patrick's Day." | 4037
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| 369 | March 19, 2008 | The Gospel of John | Dee Dee Myers | "Hey, Stephen, don't forget to stop thinking out loud!" | 4038
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| 370 | March 20, 2008 | (no word) | Dean Kamen | (no statement of truthiness) | 4039
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| Dr. Colbert presented another Special Report, this one on water.
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| 371 | March 31, 2008 | (no word) | guest | (no statement of truthiness) | 4040
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