The Colbert Report Special Reports
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On occasion, Stephen Colbert will devote an entire episode of The Colbert Report to a specific theme, referred to as a "Colbert Report Special Reports" (with the 't' in the second 'report' enunciated in contrast to the silent 't' in the first). All normal recurring segments including The Wørd are influenced by the theme, as is the interview. Before the interview, Colbert adds some theme-related flourish to his walk from the C Desk to the Axe Body Spray Interview Zone. There have been twelve Special Reports so far:
| Date | Title | Guest(s) | Transition from desk |
|---|---|---|---|
| December 13, 2005 | The De-Ballification of the American Sportscape | Bob Costas | Breaks through paper barrier held up by cheerleaders |
| January 18, 2006 | The De-Edumacation of the American Brainscape | Frank McCourt | Held up by crossing guard |
| February 1, 2006 | The American Worker: A Hero's Tribute to the Besieged Workers of the American Jobscape | Emily Yoffe | Punches in with a timecard |
| February 27, 2006 | The De-Deification of the American Faithscape | Tony Campolo | Carried around on a chair alongside a bride, similar to a Jewish wedding |
| March 23, 2006 | Home, Hearth, Heart & Heartland: A Return to Traditional Values | John Kasich | Given a robe, pipe, and beverage by a woman in 1950s attire |
| April 24, 2006 | Money and Politics: The Machine That Ain't Broke | Hugh Hewitt | A man in a trenchcoat hands him a suitcase in clandestine fashion. |
| July 11, 2006 | Our Kids: What the Hell Is Wrong with Them? | Tony Hawk | Skateboards from desk to a 70's-esque rec room complete with beanbag chairs and shag carpeting. |
| August 3, 2006 | War: What It's Good For | Paul Hackett | The camera crawls on the ground to the interview table. At the end of the interview introduces the Stephen Colbert World War III Eternal Flame (copyrighted by Stephen Colbert, all unauthorized use prohibited, so don't even think about it). |
| August 23, 2006 | American Pop Culture: It's Crumbelievable | Gideon Yago | The screen splits into three sections. |
| October 10, 2006 | A Salute to the American Lady | Ariel Levy | Artfully walks across in a pair of tasteful red high heels. |
| February 13, 2007 | Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success | Sheryl WuDunn | Using a costume he turned into a lion. He regales the audience with the best display of lion dancing ever seen on late-night American television, and is subsequently complimented on his skill from rousing audience applause and compliments from the guest. |
| August 14, 2007 | DNA: Could It Happen To You? | Jerry Miller, Spencer Wells | Trots along to the desk area, only to have 3 of his clones to start a session of mutual applause. |
| March 10, 2008 | The '72 Democrats: Alone Again, Naturally | George McGovern | ??? |
| March 20, 2008 | Watershift Down: Getting the Seamonkey off of America's Aqua-Back | Dean Kamen | ??? |


