The Do Not Say Board

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The Do Not Say Board
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.


When we will see the Do Not Read board?
When we will see the Do Not Read board?
The Do Not Say Board is comprised of phrases which are non-operative and should no longer be uttered in any tongue, especially not in American. The saying of these phrases is most unpatriotic, and by saying them, you are brought closer to The Baby Satan and further from The Baby Jesus, and that makes him cry. Please don't say them.

DO NOT SAY

  1. Crusades
  2. Global War Against Violent Extremism
  3. Infinite Justice
  4. Kiss Me or You're Fired
  5. Struggle Against Islamo-Fascism
  6. Last Throes
  7. War Against Salafist Extremist Network
  8. Sure, I'll Help You Move
  9. Global War on Terror
  10. Does This Smell Bad to You?
  11. Stay The Course
  12. Long War


This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.
*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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