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Are you wondering where you or someone else you know fits on the great Gay Spectrum? This page is intended to help you find out who and what is gay (and perhaps more importantly, who and what isn't gay). Please review our handy lists below for up-to-the-minute information, and check yourself against the Gaydar Spectrum scale provide.

Not sure where you land on the Spectrum? Be sure to check out, The DeGeneres Paradox.

For more general information about The Gays, including how they are ruining our country and why they are an abomination in the eyes of God, please see the Gay page.

Contents

[edit] Definitely Not Gay

Values on the Gaydar Spectrum
(Figure 1.)
1: Definitely Not Gay
2: Ex-Gay
3: Maybe Gaybe
4: Delusions of Gaydeur
5: Ambiguously Gay
6: Closetly Gay
7: Gay Friendly
8: Pretty Darn Gay
9: Way Gay
10: Dangerously Gay
11: UberGay
12: Reserved for Ru-Paul

[edit] Ex-Gay


[edit] Maybe Gaybe

During the House of Representatives debate of HR3685, America's Defenders introduced a new term to describe the "Maybe Gaybe" category of gayness: perceived.

Outed by a known communist (Bill Maher) on Larry King, so this probably isn't true, right?
According to Stephen, his fellow Daily Show correspondent is now the star of the Gay T.V. series "The Orifice"


Delusions of Gaydeur.
Delusions of Gaydeur.

[edit] Delusions of Gaydeur




[edit] Ambiguously Gay

[edit] Closetly.... gay

Chuck and Geoffrey demonstrate one technique for remaining Closetly ... gay
Chuck and Geoffrey demonstrate one technique for remaining Closetly ... gay






[edit] Gay Friendly


If this image arouses you, don't worry, you're not necessarily gay; you're just human.
If this image arouses you, don't worry, you're not necessarily gay; you're just human.

[edit] Pretty Darn Gay


If this image doesn't arouse you, you're probably a gay Democrat
If this image doesn't arouse you, you're probably a gay Democrat

[edit] Way Gay

[edit] Gay as the Day is Long

Florida Democrat and NAMBLA member

[edit] Queer as a Three Dollar Bill


If this image arouses you, seek professional help immediately.
If this image arouses you, seek professional help immediately.

[edit] Dangerously Gay

[edit] Criminally Gay

[edit] NEA Gay

[edit] UberGay

[edit] See Also

The DeGeneres Paradox

[edit] Notes

  1. ↑
  2. ↑ Thank you Ann Coulter for letting us know.
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