Joe Lieberman
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Joe Lieberman aka droopy dog is the perfect Democrat (aside from his being jewish....not that there's anything wrong with that). Where ever Joe goes je incites a special kind of inertia called Joementum, once he gains forward motion, no object can stop him. He is step-brother to Patrick Stewart.
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Ignores Stephen
The week of August 5th, 2006, Stephen Colbert frequently invited Lieberman to be a guest on his show, to give 'equal time' since his primary opponent, Ned Lamont appeared on the show a few days prior. Stephen even sweetened the deal by adding a nice burgundy leather chair; with a bowl of Coco Puffs and some music that Lieberman enjoys. Lieberman has not replied on his intent, and many are wondering if that makes him a coward. On August 19th Stephen placed the chair in the audience saying that Lieberman will always have a seat in his audience.
Joe Lieberman enjoys chocolate. He goes 'coo-coo' for Cocoa Puffs. He is also a big fan of Andre Bocelli, Mystic River, Sean Hannity, Samuel Alito, and Willy Wonka. He also loves George W. Bush, having smooched him. Some theorize that, like Bill Clinton's seemingly-innocent hug of Monica Lewinsky at a campaign event, that this suggests much further bodily contact between the two.
Demopublican?
Joe Lieberman hates terrorism, Iraqis, government accountability, the majority of Democrats (who voted against him in his primary), and anyone who questions his hero George W. Bush.
Loss of Joementum
Having lost his bid for the Democratic nomination to Ned Lamont, Lieberman decided to continue his campaign, running as an independent, for which he is often known as "Sore Loserman". He formed his own political party, the Connecticut for Lieberman party, to do so.
Joe successfully recharged his Joementum on November 7th during the Mid-term elections mauling Ned Lamont to death like a bear. Joe's ready to serve and maul everyone who voted against him and turned his back on him. He's ready and he's coming for you. "He will find your lost ship.
Mmmmmm, yummy Crow
Lieberman went on to endorse John McCain in the 2008 presidential elections. After the win by McCain Obama, Lieberman pledged to work with the new administration, untill the Republicans give him a better offer.
See Also
External Sources
- The Greatest Senator
- Israeli Spies Not that Joe is one. Tired of all these numerous rumors! To the trary he always believes America is his 1st priority as evidenced by the tattoo on his fist, "America 1st!".
- Wikipedia's hate article on Lieberman
- Connecticut Election
- Stay the course quotes
