The Heartland Institute
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The Heartland Institute (or simply just The Heartland) is an all-American group dedicated to the study, promotion and preservation of American values.
Situated in the exact geographic center of America in downtown Chicago one block north of Westboro Baptist Church the Heartland was founded in 1984 right in the middle of The Reagan Revolution!
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[edit] The fight against Global Warmism
As a champion of freedom, the Heartland Institute is at the forefront of the great struggle against the Al-Goracular religion of Global Warmism.
adopted this big honking megaphone as their conference logo, to symbolize their commitment to truth and inquiry.[1][edit] The 2008 International Conference on Climate Change
In March 2008, the Heartland Institute hosted the "2008 International Conference on Climate Change", a patriotic, sciencyific event during which launched righteous attacks against Al Gore and environmentalists.
On March 2, 2008, 
Joseph Bast started by giving an inspiring, impassioned, and moving speech on the evils of the Academic Inquisition and the virtues of climate skepticism.[2] The next day,[3][4] John Coleman, founder and true heir of the Weather Channel, followed Steve McIntyre's example by invoking the power of American law.[5] On the third and last day, Czech President and Vaclav Klaus unveiled his totally scientific model relating CO2 emissions to economic growth.[6] Take that, pinkos!
Despite the Plain Truth that the New York conference was a "truly historic event",[7] left-wing conspirator Kevin Grandia however dismissed it as "Yawn-fest 2008",[8] the Mainstream Media mocked it,[9][10] and one news source even decided to traitorously label it "irrelevant" even before finding out what the speakers were saying.[11] But you know what — no one cares about your opinion, Media Fear Engine![12]
Indeed, the conference was of such a historic, epic scale, that none could fail to remember its key message. The key message was not about science, or freedom, or alarmism. Rather, the key message of the 2008 International Conference on Climate Change was this:
| John Coleman Is Going To Sue Al Gore! | 
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[edit] Nothing to See Here
On May 1, 2008, the Heartland Institute re-published a patriotic list of 500 scientists who cast doubt on global warming.[13] Many of the scientists have demanded their names be removed — no doubt due to coercion from the Worldwide Bolshevist Conspiracy!
In response to the scientists' criticisms, the Heartland Institute patriotically chastised the scientists for being a group of pinko commie bedwetters.[14]
Indeed, the Liberal Media are not covering this story at all, and this shows that the media are engaged in a huge conspiracy to impose Global Warmism! Well, the Liberal Media are now persecuting the brave Heartland Institute over the freedom-loving list![15] This further shows that the Media Fear Engine hates America!
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ Schedule for the "2008 International Conference on Climate Change".
- ↑ Paul Biggs. 2008. Joseph Bast's Opening Speech at the New York 2008 International Conference on Climate Change. Jennifer Marohasy.
- ↑ Jennifer Marohasy. Climate Change Conference, New York – Day 2, In Review. Jennifer Marohasy.
- ↑ Richard Littlemore. 2008. Fred Singer: Let's Lie About Global Warming. DeSmogBlog.
- ↑ LibertySugar. 2008. Weather Channel Founder Wants to Sue Al Gore. CitizenSugar.
- ↑ Jennifer Marohasy. 2008. Breakfast with Czech President Vaclav Klaus: Part 1 of The Climate Change Conference in New York, Day 3, In Review. Jennifer Marohasy.
- ↑ Biggs, op. cit.
- ↑ Kevin Grandia. 2008. Denial-a-palooza or Yawn-fest 2008? DeSmogBlog.
- ↑ Andrew Revkin. Cool View of Science at Meeting on Warming. New York Times.
- ↑ Bill Berkowitz. 2008. Global Warming deniers meet, greet, eat & whine. Scoop.
- ↑ Jeff Montgomery and Molly Murray. 2008. Del. scientist to present his opinions on warming. Delaware Online.
- ↑ Richard Littlemore. 2008. Free Speech at the Heartland Institute. DeSmogBlog.
- ↑ Really, there's nothing to see here.
- ↑ I told you there's nothing to see here!
- ↑ This never happened. Nothing happened.
