The Internet
From Wikiality
The so-called "Internet" was invented by Al Gore as a liberally-biased, poorly designed knock-off version of the far superior Internets .
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[edit] Differences Between The Internets and Mr Gore's Anti-American Internet
[edit] What it doesn't have
Mr. Gore's Internet:
- has no tubes
- does not have The eBay
- has few or no Studs
- lacks wikiality, Wikiality.com
- does not run on truthiness
- Innocents. There are no innocents on the Internet.
[edit] What it does have
There are very few "parts" to Mr. Gore's Internet:
[edit] Mr. Gore's Internet by Any Other Name
"Internet" can also be a noun used hand in hand with the word "email", as used by Ted Stevens, Chairman of e-commerce:
I...just the other day, got an internet sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...
Clearly many email providers have been using the wrong terminology all along. Hopefully, with the help of Ted Stevens' truthiness, Internet Service Providers and free web-based email services will begin to use the right terminology when referring to the sending and receiving of an internet.
[edit] The Liberal Bias of Mr. Gore's Internet
In addition to facts, Mr. Gore's poorly designed, Anti-American Internet also has a well-known liberal bias. All over the Internet (not to be confused with The Internets), leftist bloggers and Anti-American factonistas publish pages and pages of facts with absolutely no heart. The Google News for one has an established history of hating the President and presenting thousands of search results that contain absolutely no truthiness. Notice how The Google has the options "Sort by Date", "Sort by Relevance", but no option to "Sort by Truthiness"? See for yourself. This is one of the major differences between the fact-infested "Internet", and the truthy, unbiased, fair and balanced Internets.
