John Birch Society
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Part fraternity, part social club, the John Birch Society (JBS) has graced America's shores since 1958.
And not a moment too soon as America found herself shrouded under a burqa of the blackest, most insidious unAmericanness: communism aliens!
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[edit] Fighting The Nazis Over There, So They Would Never Come To America
[edit] The Man, The Legend, John Birch
John Birch was a humble missionary in China in 1940's. One day, while minding his own business, he was brutally murdered by members of Mao's Communist party. It was then he decided that something had to be done about those damn communists. When he got back to the States, he founded an orgization dedicated to preserving the constitution and combating communism.
[edit] Founding of His Society
[edit] JBS Core Beliefs
"Less Government, More Responsibility, and — With God's Help — a Better World."
If You Show Your Love, JBS Rates You 100!
[edit] Recent Activities
Sadly, JBS has strayed from its founding principles, as evidenced by it call for the impeachment of The Greatest President Ever, George Walker Bush. Apparently, the President's wiretapping, torture, and secret prison programs are proof of his "disregard for the constitution". Well JBS, I dont see anything in the constitution about giving aid comfort to terrorists, and certainly not about agreeing with the ACLU! Besides, might be killed by terrorists. Surely the Founding Fathers would have been less adament about the whole "personal freedom" thing if there had been a chance they could have been killed over it.
[edit] New American Magazine!
