The Most Poetic Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard

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The Most Poetic F@#king Thing I've Ever Heard is a segment of The Colbert Report.

Hemiceratoides Hieroglyphica is a species of moth that

..alights on the neck of a sleeping Magpie...and drinks the bird's tears.

~The New York Times, January 16, 2007

And that is the most poetic f@#king thing Stephen has ever heard.

Factoids

• Stephen's All-Time Most Poetic Birds

1. Magpie
2. Raven
3. Mourning Dove
4. Nightingale
5. Turquoise-Browed Motmot