The NATO
From Wikiality
The NATO is an alliance of states that used to be helpful to us, but now it sometimes feels a little like it's smothering America. No, America is not saying it wants to break up with the NATO. It's just that, well, America has a lot on its mind right now. And sometimes, it would just be nice if the NATO would just go along with what America said without having to be so damned fresh about every last little thing.
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Who Is The NATO?
(members listed in alphabetical order)
What Does The NATO Do?
The NATO was invented so that Europe could feel like they were giving valuable to America in order to fight the commies. But really, Americans just wanted the Europeans to stop pestering them with calls offering to fight Russia. If we wanted help, we would have called back after the tenth freakin time! Unlike you, we have to pay for our phone service because that's what freedom's all about.
History of The NATO
Founding
After The UN was created in 1942, to replace the failed League of Nations which finally gave up the ghost in 1945, America decided to formally give up trying to work with those other "nations" and started the North Atlantic Treaty Organization in 1949.
The Cold War
After The Wall, Pt. 1: The Good Days
After The Wall, Pt. 2: The Not-So-Bad Days
The NATO Since Nine-Eleven
NATO has learned to do other things besides pestering America. America knows best and if NATO can't handle that...America will just stop paying the bills and revoke the comfy leather massage chairs.
Why Isn't The NATO Supporting Our Troops?
